In the new Trump age, diplomacy is everything. Why try to take the Panama Canal back? We don't need it, it is too small and out of date. Get our good friends, the Mexicans, to build another one across the Isthmus of Tehuantepec. It is easier to do and a shorter route to our east coast. Surely, the Mexicans will jump at the chance to do this as it will link the Pacific Ocean with the newly named Gulf of America.
In 250 years we haven't needed Greenland but now it is essential to our nation's manifest destiny. How to go about getting it? Why, tell Denmark, an ally that celebrates July 4th as a national holiday, that they better give it to us or else. Greenland's total population including polar bears is less than Sanford's. No need for a Publix there, one Aldis and one McDonalds will suffice.
Getting rid of Trudeau is a good thing for Canada. The proposal to make it the 51st state seems a little much. There are a lot of people in our northern neighbor that do not want to be part of the United States of America. In two wars we tried to take it and failed. One Canadian politician says he wants to annex two of our states.
Makes you wonder, did we elect Vladimir Putin? This is the kind of stuff he likes to do.
