Snarky McSnide Says, Tweety vs the Twerp

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Tweety vs the Twerp

Tweety, the President of the United States of America is unhappy with the Twerp, the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

The Twerp is a distraction from important things Tweety needs to take care of in our fair land.

Such as firing his press secretary, doing his son’s homework for him, and figuring out how to kiss and make up with his Attorney General.

While all this is going on to enthrall the Democrats, the New York Times and the Washington Post, the Twerp is playing with rockets. He keeps sending them crashing into the Sea of Japan. He threatens to blow up San Francisco and Los Angeles. In response, the State of California is going to have a vote on whether to secede from the rest of our United States.

How to retaliate against such a foe? Rattle the saber, send some big planes flying around the Korean peninsula, and most crippling of all, ban Americans from traveling to North Korea!

The reason the latter is the most damaging, how can the Twerp get along without his best bud, Dennis Rodman?  Surely, this brilliant move will cause the Twerp to mend his ways, open up his nation to American influence, McDonalds, Starbucks, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Teslas, and Chuck Schumer. 

No doubt this latest strategy will come to naught. Somewhere in Hawaii there is a federal judge who will grant an injunction, reasoning that it is just as unconstitutional for Tweety to prevent people from leaving this great land of ours as it is to keep them from getting in.

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